Joel is Cool: Archive

Jul 31st

The Game 27 →

Motivational speaker Sarano Kelley has a philosophy: if life is a game, then reality is a toy. He believes this so strongly that he whisper-raps it in a trailer he made for his motivational film, Sarano Kelley’s The Game 27. Through Sarano’s system, you can cut half of your body fat in 90 days, double your income in 90 days, read books and run on the beach very early in the mornings,...

Jul 31st

nasa to announce actually finding water on mars →

Jul 31st

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LUDA takes on Washington. Lyrics: I’m back on it like I just signed my record deal yeah the best is here, the Bentley Coup paint is dripping wet, it got sex appeal never should have hated you never should’ve doubted him with a slot in the president’s iPod Obama shattered ‘em Said I handled his biz and I’m one of his favorite rappers Well give Luda a special...

Jul 30th

BENNIGAN'S IS FINISHED! →

So begins the decline of the once-great American casual-dining landscape.

Jul 29th

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Jul 26th

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That this guy sounds and sort of looks like Sam Elliot makes it that much better. If only there were more people like this in the world, we’d live in a much happier—albeit way, way more polluted—place.

Jul 26th

“an angel gets its wings with every blue note i release? could this be lies? ...”

– aesop rock.

Jul 25th

Super interesting exploration of the filmic world... →

Pretty compelling argument that, in fact, all of Tarantino’s films are chapters from the same world with the same characters throughout. It also happens to be a really well made film itself.

Jul 25th

Jul 24th

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azizisbored: Here’s another clip from Comedy Central’s TV Funhouse. Please, I beg you, please watch this clip until the segment at the 15 second mark, you will be rewarded.

Jul 24th

Astronaut Says Aliens are REAL And So Are UFOs... ... →

Plus he’s a doctor, which makes him extra reliable. Unless all astronauts are doctors. In which case, he’s just as reliable as any astronaut. But he did walk on the moon longer than anybody else ever, so that’s got to mean something about his reliability. He says that there have been many visits over the last 60 years, but “our governments” have covered them up. ...

Jul 24th

Jul 22nd

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Jul 22nd

Jul 21st

Controversial New Yorker Cover Points Out Media...

The New Yorker, drawing on the various descriptions of the secret gay Muslim Barack “Hussein” Obama and his angry wife/baby momma Michelle provided by mainstream media- approved mainstream media outlets, has found itself under fire for taking those descriptions and illustrating them in picture form, effectively holding a mirror to the obtuse, conspiratorial paranoia with which Obama is...

Jul 18th