January 2010
33 posts
bunch of phonies mourn j.d. salinger →
not at all surprisingly, the onion came out with a pitch-perfect obit for j.d. salinger today.
the onion slays rush limbaugh →
calling him a “demented, shit-covered walrus” is just the tip of the iceberg. holy fuck.
To The Ants of Southern California
Recently, a tragedy beyond words has struck your world. Something which has shaken all that you know; destroying your homes, breaking apart families; taking your friends and loved ones from you and writing large in our minds the frailty of life.
The rains which have all but destroyed the ant populations of Southern California for the past week have left us all questioning what sort of God there...
Day Forty and Two: The Skyward Window of Hell
the snowbeast chronicles is taking big steps forward! stay tuned!
snowbeast:
Hark! and O! and Ye Gods! Ye Gods!
What hole hast Thou wrought? The window to Hell lay before me. The entryway to Satan’s great halls, all decorated with ornate, lusty sculptures and tables full of chalices gleaming with greed; swords glinting menacingly upon sconces assembled from the bones of long-fingered traitors...
The Daily What →
“Pop that champagne ‘Let Shannon Dunk’
Chris Littmann, The Baseline: “Nike...”
– Hors D’unks: LeBron ‘50/50,’ Shannon Brown leak, Gordon clip - Ball Don’t Lie - NBA Blog - Yahoo! Sports
So, I guess they will let Shannon Brown Dunk ([dot]com) after all.
(via nbaoffseason)
help haiti out, because shit is FUCKED →
by the red cross’ tally, 45-50,000 people are dead in haiti. that number will continue to grow.
what’s uplifting is this: according to NPR, over $3 million was raised via small donations like text-to-donate and other microdonating sites in less than 2 days. this is the future of altruism, by the way. get on board. because with small things like this, we modestly compensated kindly...
i'm pretty sure this is why i can't get into... →
the average game broadcast shows 11 minutes of actual gameplay and 67 minutes of people standing around.
Watchazizisbored:
Jimmy Kimmel on the Jay Leno Show
This is pretty incredible. (via NYMAG)
*explosion*
two gentlemen of lebowski →
a true hero has shakespeareified the script for “the big lebowski” in its entirety. an excerpt:
BLANCHE Whither the money, Lebowski? Faith, we are servants of Bonnie; promised by the lady good that thou in turn were good for’t.
the more you know: a list of cats with fraudulent... →
why the dern heck isn't lord of the rings on any... →
what the darn?
