May 2010
21 posts
April 2010
20 posts
Did these people sign contracts, willingly step in front of the cameras and...
– Gawker (via szzzzlaga)
new eminem track is holy mother of god gnarly. →
double time rap - check
timely and clever ben roethlesbleoruogh reference - check
extended metaphors - check
unparalleled internal rhyme - check
dense, impenetrable vowel sounds - check
click through the above link to listen and benefit from transcribed lyrics. you’ll need them.
Actual conversation overheard at a gym by Reddit user icushwartz:
I was using one squat rack and two giant guys were using the other one. Here was there conversation:
Muscle-head 1: So what’ve you been eatin?
Muscle-head 2: Lotta low-fat shit. Chicken, cottage cheese, salads and shit.
Muscle-head 1: Dude, chickens evolved from fuckin’ dinosaurs!
Muscle-head 2: Whoa. What?
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the avengers movie to be directed by joss whedon →
this will work for me.
u.s. flag recalled after causing 143 million... →
the onion demonstrates, quite powerfully, why subversive humor wins.
an open letter from the boomers to their children →
gets it about right.