This picture shows a man dragging a bear to shore. The bear had been shot with a tranquilizer dart and stumbled into a lake or a river and the guy jumped in after him to rescue it.
I once saw an episode of “Oprah” that was all about average housewives who had done incredible things. I only remember one of those housewives now. She had been attacked by a large female bear in her garage. She got fucking rocked by this bear: scalp ripped off her head, knocked unconscious, teeth destroyed, jaw broken, face gnawed and broken in several places like the eye sockets, etc. Likely pooped her pants.
She related her horrific tale to the audience. The camera cut to the shocked faces of myriad white women, aghast at the raw power of wild bears. Some of them were crying, others had their hands on their chests.
She went on to describe the bear throwing her about like a rag doll, hearing her bones shatter in its bloodied maw, it’s hot breath stinging her senses and smothering even the thought of her children who would soon be motherless.
Gasps from the crowd. Oprah put her hand on the woman’s knee. Go on. Go on, girl. Tell them what happened next.
This is what happened: The woman yelled at the bear, as it licked her exposed skull, “Get. Out. of MY HOUSE!!!!”
The bear, now obviously frightened by the clear and present threat posed by this woman, shortly thereafter spat her tiny head out of its jaws and left.
Oprah’s voice rose above the thunderous applause, lauding the power of middle aged soccer moms everywhere. If that audience had learned anything, it was the power of women—their rare ability to cause bears to become disinterested after blugeoning, gnawing, pounding, and nibbling their victims into a bloody pulp.
What with that and this picture, I’d say we’ve got the leg up!
Cheers!
P.S. Dude looks exactly like dude from American Chopper:
Those weird symbols are Ancient templates for tattoos.
