“They don’t got biscuits and gravy, Doris.”
“They don’t got biscuits and gravy?”
“They don’t got it. It ain’t on the damn menu.”
“Well, what have they got?”
“Everything but biscuits and gravy.”
“Well how can a place like this not have biscuits and gravy?”
“They don’t got biscuits and gravy. Now, dammit, that’s just how it is Doris.”
“Well have they got biscuits?”
“They’ve got sausage, I can see that.”
“Well I’ll just have tonic water and a slice of rhubarb pie, then.”
“I’m gonna have the hoagie sandwich.”
“But you don’t like spicy meats.”
“I like ‘em plenty so long’s it’s sausage spicy and not mexican spicy. Now godammit Doris, you know that.”
“Well I’ll have the rhubarb pie.”
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